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theory reblogged plum
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ALSO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SCREENSHOT @waluigi HAS EVCER SENT ME


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I JUST REALISED THE HOT SAUCE BOTTLES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE ALIENS ON IM CR YIN G HTIS FUCKING HOUSEHOLD


can someone send me an anon hate i rly wanna reply with that erwin picture JDSGHJDHSJGHDSJGHDJSGA


spideyneko asked:

15 through 23.for the Sims ask game!!! 

15. Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats! So much fluffier. Love them.

16. Do you prefer babies, toddlers, children, teens, young adults, adults, or elders?

Young adults. They live longer and can do a lot so like. Yes. Best life stage to be at.

17. Do you prefer vampires, aliens, or mermaids?

Basegame? VAMPIRES. Okay mermaids are cool but the vampires are super cool. Basegame aliens SUCK you have to download so much CC to make them good. If we're including CC then. Aliens. I tend to make alien looking sims and forget to make them aliens.

18. Do you prefer plant sims, or the possessed sims?

The possessed are so funky I hate them but I love them. Like they're legitimately freaky. Have y'all seen a possessed Erwin? Scary.

19. Do you prefer creating sims, building homes, or playing with your sims?

OKAY SO BEFORE STRANGERVILLE ALL I'D DO IS MAKE SIMS. BUT SINCE STRANGERVILLE I HAVE. ACTUALLY PLAYED THE ACTUAL GAME A LOT. I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ERWIN BUT HE MADE ME HYPERFIX ON TYHIS PIECE OF SHIT. Also building SUCKS ASS.

20. What is the most creative way you have killed a sim be honest we have all done it no need to be ashamed.

I have literally never killed a sim and I'm /ashamed/.

21. Do you have any unanswered questions about the sims?

Does Erwin know I loveh im? Does he? Does he know hes just a sweet baby boi??? Who I love??? A lot??????

22. Which career do you like the most?

Freelancer. Means I can keep sims at home and just. Keep an eye on their needs. Erwins lucky because when he has to go to the shop he becomes god and doesn't need anything (as said by our lort and saviour @waluigi dhjsghhsdhg). So he's fine working a real job. But Lee needs. A lot so she just. Sit and write until she can write good ernough to sell books and boom easty money.

23. Post your favourite sims screenshot!

I will post this picture 5000000000 times.


The Sims Ask Meme!

  1. What is the first sims game you ever played?
  2. What is the first expansion, game or stuff pack you ever played?
  3. What is your favourite sims game?
  4. What is your least favourite sims game?
  5. What is your favourite expansion, game or stuff pack?
  6. What is your least favourite expansion, game or stuff pack?
  7. What is your favourite world?
  8. What is your least favourite world?
  9. Who is your favourite NPC?
  10. Who is your least favourite NPC?
  11. Who was your first sim?
  12. Who is your latest sim?
  13. Who is your favourite sim?
  14. Have you ever done a sims challenge?
  15. Do you prefer cats or dogs?
  16. Do you prefer babies, toddlers, children, teens, young adults, adults, or elders?
  17. Do you prefer vampires, aliens, or mermaids?
  18. Do you prefer plant sims, or the possessed sims?
  19. Do you prefer creating sims, building homes, or playing with your sims?
  20. What is the most creative way you have killed a sim be honest we have all done it no need to be ashamed.
  21. Do you have any unanswered questions about the sims?
  22. Which career do you like the most?
  23. Post your favourite sims screenshot!
  24. Do you use CC?
  25. How big is your CC folder?
  26. What is your favourite CC?
  27. If you were a sim, what traits would you have?
  28. If you were a sim, what would your aspiration be?
  29. If you were a sim, what world would you live in?
  30. How long have you been playing the sims?

i like this url now lmao


theory reblogged theory
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ALSO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SCREENSHOT @waluigi HAS EVCER SENT ME


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ALSO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SCREENSHOT @waluigi HAS EVCER SENT ME


@kittyknight sent me this and i crie everytime


LEE vs EA

My reshade vs EA's base game colours.


when u find classic straight wedding poses but u wanna make them good


WELCOME TO THE HOTEL


Me: call me lee now

Ppl on WF: do it immediately

Me: :0 !!!


Touch-Tone Telephone

I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
The truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand new species
Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack
God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy
Call me back (Call me back)

I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio

Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh My God
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me

I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one, hey!
On your A.M., A.M. radio

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea

I try to call you every day
What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
(Now, now, now)
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your A.M., A.M. radio


erwin pries is my fuckinb boyfriend

you heard me


theory reblogged evilbog
theory asked:

LEGIT I WANT IT COS IM RLY FEELING THE NAME LEE NOW???????

evilbog -

MAN WTF IT IS TAKEN BUT HAS MADE NO POSTS LIKE COMEON MAN

#GIVELEETHEIRNAME2019


theory -

@ thell do a mass url release

jk the "any time between 6-24 months" is a good stystem wer just fools


evilbog -

<span id="_mce_caret" data-mce-bogus="1" data-mce-type="format-caret">Were just rabid for that url mannnnnnnnn</span>


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GDHSJSDHGJDSHJDSG

THELL HAS PUNISHED U WITH HTML FUCKUP


theory reblogged theory
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i lovethat every badge on erwins conspiracy jacket is something that exists in the sims. like he literally has the jacket of truth buttons but HES the weirdo.


theory -

vampires? exist
aliens? exist
cowplants? exist
ufos? exist
science? exists
experiments? exist
the [sims] illuminati? exists

i think the only thing not yet cannon is nessie BUT MERMAIDS ARE SO SHH


theory reblogged evilbog
theory asked:

LEGIT I WANT IT COS IM RLY FEELING THE NAME LEE NOW???????

evilbog -

MAN WTF IT IS TAKEN BUT HAS MADE NO POSTS LIKE COMEON MAN

#GIVELEETHEIRNAME2019


theory -

@ thell do a mass url release

jk the "any time between 6-24 months" is a good stystem wer just fools


ultimateinventor asked:

sry 2 bthr but if you dont mind me asking, where did you download sims 4 bc im broke, but want the packs

yoink

i lovethat every badge on erwins conspiracy jacket is something that exists in the sims. like he literally has the jacket of truth buttons but HES the weirdo.


theory reblogged x3
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@x3 ur so kewl ilu


x3 -

!!!!!!! LEE URE ALSO COOL !!!! I DNT HAV REACTION IMAGEZ N DESKTOP BUT GVBHJGVH :sad cat but leik. w heartz: !!!!!!! jhgfghhgf!!! ILY2??!


theory -

u r the kewlest in the landz 10/10 lov this f riend


x3 -

thank... TwT.....   yr also a 10/10 friend!!! maybe if we wanna push boundariez we can go 10.5/10  11/10? is dat pushing th boundariez 2 much???


theory -

THANK U FOR REMINDING ME TO GET THE WOTOR I FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


x3 -

dude u need!!!! 2 leik make sure yr hydrated n shit gfhjhgfgh!!!!


theory -

wotor sexi


when @/lee becomes avaliable i want it dsnjghdjshgjdshgjdshjdsg


BUT THATS JUST A THEORY..... A-

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theory reblogged x3
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@x3 ur so kewl ilu


x3 -

!!!!!!! LEE URE ALSO COOL !!!! I DNT HAV REACTION IMAGEZ N DESKTOP BUT GVBHJGVH :sad cat but leik. w heartz: !!!!!!! jhgfghhgf!!! ILY2??!


theory -

u r the kewlest in the landz 10/10 lov this f riend


x3 -

thank... TwT.....   yr also a 10/10 friend!!! maybe if we wanna push boundariez we can go 10.5/10  11/10? is dat pushing th boundariez 2 much???


theory -

THANK U FOR REMINDING ME TO GET THE WOTOR I FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


fuck i dont like this tho aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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